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Yeah , my second review ...
Around last 2 months i bought a stupid bag from zinc at TAMPINES mall after a long ass 
search frm bugis street . Intentionally , i was actually looking for the rabbit bag from Zinc , but guess what ? I went to every Zinc store i know , the rabbit bag is out of stock , i was so fucked up at the moment , i was desperate to find a new bag as it was the last ass day of the fucking march holidays . Ohk , after i bought this stupid black bag , so big , but i did not know the outcomes and i found out that bugis street is a place for fags . So after the march holidays , the bag's strap keeps tangling , and i dont know how the fuck to untangle it , its like magic did the tangling , then ..
something evil popped out , its , its ... A FAKE ! 
At the back of the buckle buttons (thats what i call them) , i saw a god damn chinese brand , what the fuck ! I got so mad , the next day i went to school with tantrums .
The next shitty day , the buckle that hooked the strap safely snapped , that was so stupid , and my bag was not heavy at the time , maybe , maybe the bag is fucking magical , once again , who the hell went to go design this crappy fake bag ! ARGH ! The strap was unbearable !
I went home with aching shoulders ! So , i had to use some other hook from my key-chains , to hook it up since my other bags were used by someone . Then after the weeks , of terrible pain , i gived up and used my old bag instead , EVERYONE dont buy this dipshit bag , if u like it or what , go buy the original ones ...
This is my first review about my F-ed up keyboard . From the first day i saw it at a stupid toyshop , i thought it was the keyboard i was NOT looking for ! Anyways , there were to rip-offs there , one is the 'angelet' and the other is the 'Chinese' model . Well , basically , both ass models were made at fucking china .What a coincident ? i don't think so ! Lets name the 'angelet' fag and the other one ass .
Ok now , the fag had a price tag . Hey wait a minute ! A PRICE TAG for an ass rip-off . Hais , the shitty price for the ass keyboard was 49.90 , they might as well put it as 50 bucks , its just 10 cents ! It did not even come with a stand , u have to buy one ! That is so stupid , and the stupid fucking stand cost 20 bucks , u might as well buy the ass instead as it includes the fucking stand ! The ass also has an ass tag , its price was fucking 60 bucks . What ?! Since it was my 1st keyboard i decided to buy the fag instead , how stupid i was back then .
Ok , i went back home fucking tired , ripped the plastic things , then ANOTHER layer of plastic , what the hell . ANOTHER LAYER ? After the setup and all , i plugged it in , guess what , the fucking keyboard sound so bad , that when i heard it for the first time i had diarrhea . I tried all the ass sounds , the fag's electric guitar sounds like malmsteen playing a guitar under massive piles of shit . What kind of dumb-witted dipshits would make this stupid anus thing . This is so fucking suitable for a fucking asshole .
Look out for my second review , The Zinc Bag =D
