This is my first review about my F-ed up keyboard . From the first day i saw it at a stupid toyshop , i thought it was the keyboard i was NOT looking for ! Anyways , there were to rip-offs there , one is the 'angelet' and the other is the 'Chinese' model . Well , basically , both ass models were made at fucking china .What a coincident ? i don't think so ! Lets name the 'angelet' fag and the other one ass .
Ok now , the fag had a price tag . Hey wait a minute ! A PRICE TAG for an ass rip-off . Hais , the shitty price for the ass keyboard was 49.90 , they might as well put it as 50 bucks , its just 10 cents ! It did not even come with a stand , u have to buy one ! That is so stupid , and the stupid fucking stand cost 20 bucks , u might as well buy the ass instead as it includes the fucking stand ! The ass also has an ass tag , its price was fucking 60 bucks . What ?! Since it was my 1st keyboard i decided to buy the fag instead , how stupid i was back then .
Ok , i went back home fucking tired , ripped the plastic things , then ANOTHER layer of plastic , what the hell . ANOTHER LAYER ? After the setup and all , i plugged it in , guess what , the fucking keyboard sound so bad , that when i heard it for the first time i had diarrhea . I tried all the ass sounds , the fag's electric guitar sounds like malmsteen playing a guitar under massive piles of shit . What kind of dumb-witted dipshits would make this stupid anus thing . This is so fucking suitable for a fucking asshole .
Look out for my second review , The Zinc Bag =D
4 comments:
because you are 1000 times cheaper than the keyboard
Does it have a port for sustain pedal?
Does it have a port for sustain pedal?
Can it be used as a midi controller ?
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